Ok. So I'm crushing down and annihilating the resident red ants who seem to be drawn by the creme de menthe/brandy cocktail that I'm guzzling. The good thing is, I don't mind (that they want my cocktail or my crumbs or the leftovers even. I want to share the spills and leftovers!). The bad thing is that they are biting me while I'm peacefully getting drunk and watching the late night news! And I have no choice but to kill them using my thumb and forefinger while they're fearlessly nibbling at my thigh. It's like an EDSA uprising right around my left leg, but I'm not in the mood for People, or should I say, Ant Power. C'mon! What have I done wrong? But killing them is making me feel like the mastermind of the Holocaust. (This is why I wish I hadn't bothered to see Ant Bully). :(
On another note and forgetting I'm masterminding the Holocaust of Red Ants, I arrived home tonight, turned on the laptop and out of habit, pulled up Firefox, only to see that the saved tab that popped out was my sister's logged on FB page. (SHE FORGOT TO LOG OUT!) And, being the good sister that I am (HAHAHAHAH!), just couldn't resist: I posted something on her account's wall, something that sounds like: My sister (tag)Celeste Opolentisima, is the coolest human being on earth!
Imagine my surprise when 4 friends of hers liked it and one friend commented "no doubt!".
Ahahahaha! I love you guys!!!
But my conscience won over the overwhelmingly flattered-type of feelings I was experiencing and I had to call her around midnight just to tell her what I did to her FB account PLUS! the great response from some of her FB friends.
We laughed and laughed and laughed. She wasn't mad. Why would she be? At least I did not announce to the whole world she was a transvestite, right? Which is sooo not true and downright mean. At least my pretending-to-be-her post had some truth in it. Why else would her friends like it? Hahahahha!
But no doubt she will learn to log out of FB the next time she uses my lappy. Just like she has learned to wear closed shoes during wash days at USC. I will share the shoe-story to those who are clueless the next time I'm in the mood. HAHAHAHAHA!
I love you Monlat!!! You are such a super2x, gorgeous sister!
On another note and forgetting I'm masterminding the Holocaust of Red Ants, I arrived home tonight, turned on the laptop and out of habit, pulled up Firefox, only to see that the saved tab that popped out was my sister's logged on FB page. (SHE FORGOT TO LOG OUT!) And, being the good sister that I am (HAHAHAHAH!), just couldn't resist: I posted something on her account's wall, something that sounds like: My sister (tag)Celeste Opolentisima, is the coolest human being on earth!
Imagine my surprise when 4 friends of hers liked it and one friend commented "no doubt!".
Ahahahaha! I love you guys!!!
But my conscience won over the overwhelmingly flattered-type of feelings I was experiencing and I had to call her around midnight just to tell her what I did to her FB account PLUS! the great response from some of her FB friends.
We laughed and laughed and laughed. She wasn't mad. Why would she be? At least I did not announce to the whole world she was a transvestite, right? Which is sooo not true and downright mean. At least my pretending-to-be-her post had some truth in it. Why else would her friends like it? Hahahahha!
But no doubt she will learn to log out of FB the next time she uses my lappy. Just like she has learned to wear closed shoes during wash days at USC. I will share the shoe-story to those who are clueless the next time I'm in the mood. HAHAHAHAHA!
I love you Monlat!!! You are such a super2x, gorgeous sister!
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