Twilight Zone

The roosters are crowing, the sun is almost rising, the PUJs are on the go and I'm still going hither and thither looking for toilet paper. At quarter to five. Because of course, I gotta pee. 


It's technically 3 days after my birthday, which means the party dust has settled. Or has it? Of course not, coz why else am I still awake at such an ungodly hour? The reason is -- party booze party, of course! And the real reason is:

that wtf moment when you wake up after having had too much to drink that you fell asleep on the couch while watching tv and you can't go back to sleep so you drink some more!


So there. Good morning. I hope i'm not too wtf-upped tomorrow! Coz i have to be productive at work. And i want to be productive with the life partners after! 


So i concluded that if i want my work and my life partners to last forever (life partners are more or less guaranteed though. For work, you just have to get up on time and be productive the rest of the working day.) The good thing about life partners is that you can go out and multiply the fun anytime you're free!


So I don't know what my point is. Helloooo, I'm boozed up so lay off me!


Okay! It's five fuckin' AM!!! Let's make this work!

Booze Seduction

booze will always get in the way of toughness that's why i get mushy.

myself will always get in the way of mushy and everything else that's why i don't care except for those worth caring for.

booze will always get in the way of everything else, therefore making trivial and semi-important stuff ambiguous.

but brains will always get in the way of booze. that's why i'm here where i am right now. booze might kill me someday (i understand the facts that's why i'm where i'm at because i know and i understand) but my brains will make sure i will die happy. :)

by the way, why won't the mouse wheel thingy work on windows 7 sticky notes??

The Black Legionaries

Last night:

Another one of those black ant colony invasions. I don't mind sharing leftover cocktails but to set up camp in the AC and then into the bed... now that's a different story. The captain awesome will destroy you in a bit, small creatures.

But the captain is still amiss. The legion is now divided into cohorts while i'm sipping my minty cocktail and biding my time. They'll never know what hit them when my butt lands on them! Mwahahahahaha!

Mystery of the Thievery

So, my company-issued laptop got stolen from FORMO last Thursday. It was a very, very frustrating experience for me. Coz I placed it in what I thought was the safest place to be.Under the table.Apparently, I was wrong.

But hey, it would cause mass hysteria if a person would suddenly swoop down and take it and  run.

Anyhoo, it was under the table and right by my feet so that I can just kick it in a gentle manner on a regular basis for reassurance purposes. But the next time I gave my laptop a nudge, my toes bumped right into the table stand! 30 minutes after sitting down and NO MORE LAPTOP! It was like black magic! Grrrrrrrrr!

I was sitting at the head of a small table and I was flanked by Ian Z and Monica. I wasn't drunk, I did not leave the table and we never noticed anything out of the ordinary. Except two suspicious-looking dudes who looked out of place but they never went near.

That thievery is one of the greatest mysteries on the planet. And to whoever took it, I admire his/her/their guts and cunning but I really, really hope with all my heart that he/she/they will die a painful death.

Prisoner's Day-off

Today, I'm skipping the Warden's Lair altogether. Yeeaaahh, freedom!

What to do, what to do?

First, I'm gonna finish off all levels of Pet Shop Hop. 2 more levels to go, and I'm through with this stupid game. Hahahaha!

Then, I'm gonna do some manic dancing for 1 hour.

Afterwhich, I'm gonna try to jailbreak the touch. There's already one for OS4. Hallelujah and a half!!! Hope this works.

Later, the LPs and I will go to Baka's for Ethan's birthday dinner. And prolly create chaos that will shake their neighborhood.

Can't waiteeeeee! 

And maybe much, much later, around midnight, when I'm all boozy, I'm going to cry. Coz a much bigger dog mangled one of the pups living outside my door. If that poor, b

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Something just crawled on my arm!!! But it was just my hair. Pheewww. 

Anyhoo, as I was saying, if that poor black puppy dies I will hunt that criminal dog/puppy murderer and cook the bastard. But I will not eat it. Nope, not gonna happen. 

WTF!

Okay. So I'm really, really pissed-off at Globe Broadband. I surfed via their USB device-thingy for a total of 4 hours. Based on their published rates, I expected to be billed around 80 to 100. Imagine my shock when they told me my browsing charges were around 5000. WTF!