Mathematical Boundaries

Yeah, i never really pretended to be interested in the intricacies of math. i've always thought that co-tangent is just the soul mate of tangent; i still get mixed up over which sides the symbols of greater-than and less-than should be facing; i think exponents are used to express extreme whatevers like "happiness to the nth power! weee!"; multiplication is the cause of overpopulation;fractions are how you buy lechon if you don't want the whole pig; and volume & percentage are indicators of the speed of a person's transformation from sobriety to tipsiness to drunken stupor! hell yeah!