Don't ever attempt at skimboarding when you've:
a. never done it before, ever
b. your butt is the size of Africa
c: you've drunk 2.5 liters of redhorse, 3 bottles of san mig light and one tall glass of Jaegerbomb (jaegermeister + 1 bottle of Red Bull) all in one afternoon.
d. all of the above
Obviously, I picked "d. all of the above" even before I learned about a. b. and c.
Look what it got me: partial amnesia about the experience, can only remember trying to wrestle a kid's skimboard away from him so I could give it a go. A stiff neck, a broken big toenail hanging by a thread and a very sore butt.
Oh, but I remember this clearly: laughing like a hyena whenever I crash landed! Which was in ALL 3 or 4 attempts!
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Saturday, April 30, 2011
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Beaching Around
I've been beaching around the islands all summer and in between. Pandanon, Mactan, Bantayan, Malapascua, Olanggo, Pandanon again, Panglao, Bantayan again and this will go on and on for the rest of the year. Woohoo! I look and feel like a Cerveza Negra. All dark and boozy. I luuurrrve it.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Rainy Day and Monday; Pandanon and the Teeny Weeny
Well it is. And it really was. It is a rainy Monday and it was a teeny weeny. And I skipped work altogether.
But not because of yesterday's hopping activity. It was exhausting and boozy but fun and sunny. I slept around 8PM, that's practically noontime on my biological clock! Woke up at the break of dawn, 6AM, but obviously, I have more pressing matters to attend to today to be bothered with going to work.
Yesterday.
@ Mactan Waters
Our Bulgarian friends luuurrrve the sand and sea.
One guy had to borrow Giovanni's too-large board shorts because he wanted to swim but not in the birthday suit. He emerged from the boat's modesty nook (hiding place where one gets to dress undress etc) like he's from Hawaii wearing a flowery skirt. But as real men go, he was all male wearing it. He just had to tighten the cords so that he won't accidentally leave the shorts behind while wading through the waters.
@ Pandanon Island
We docked and got off Pandanon to spend the whole afternoon there. Miss V was like the sun goddess, all gorgeous and golden under the sun whole afternoon. People actually thought she was some sort of American celebrity.
But the waters were too shallow. And we couldn't risk swimming really far out in case the water gets suddenly too deep. So I just pretended to swim and drown by crouching and crawling around on the seabed.
And while a Japanese guy played around with his Pinay girlfriend, they made his penis come out, right in front of everyone. WTF! Sadly, it was too small and pathetic. I think it was embarassed, because it couldn't be bothered at all to look happy and energetic while it was being subjected to my judgemental views.
We almost ran out of booze, but for a scandalous price, we can have some men buy beer at the next island.
On the way back to mainland Mactan, most of us had one last dip in the deep blue.
I just wish I could get that teeny weeny out of my head.
But not because of yesterday's hopping activity. It was exhausting and boozy but fun and sunny. I slept around 8PM, that's practically noontime on my biological clock! Woke up at the break of dawn, 6AM, but obviously, I have more pressing matters to attend to today to be bothered with going to work.
Yesterday.
@ Mactan Waters
Our Bulgarian friends luuurrrve the sand and sea.
One guy had to borrow Giovanni's too-large board shorts because he wanted to swim but not in the birthday suit. He emerged from the boat's modesty nook (hiding place where one gets to dress undress etc) like he's from Hawaii wearing a flowery skirt. But as real men go, he was all male wearing it. He just had to tighten the cords so that he won't accidentally leave the shorts behind while wading through the waters.
@ Pandanon Island
We docked and got off Pandanon to spend the whole afternoon there. Miss V was like the sun goddess, all gorgeous and golden under the sun whole afternoon. People actually thought she was some sort of American celebrity.
But the waters were too shallow. And we couldn't risk swimming really far out in case the water gets suddenly too deep. So I just pretended to swim and drown by crouching and crawling around on the seabed.
And while a Japanese guy played around with his Pinay girlfriend, they made his penis come out, right in front of everyone. WTF! Sadly, it was too small and pathetic. I think it was embarassed, because it couldn't be bothered at all to look happy and energetic while it was being subjected to my judgemental views.
We almost ran out of booze, but for a scandalous price, we can have some men buy beer at the next island.
On the way back to mainland Mactan, most of us had one last dip in the deep blue.
I just wish I could get that teeny weeny out of my head.
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