Longing For Stuff that Rocks! \m/

I long to go to Prague. And spend a week in Sofia. I long for cockroaches to be instinct. But most of all I long for the all-new iPod touch with 2 of the most awesome features EVER: FaceTime and HD Video Recording. Apple is definitely rockin' it big time. Woohoo. \m/ 

I also long for tomorrow night, where I will literally rock my world. I will go to Handuraw and headbang my head off with that band who's doing The Killers in ways that totally ROCK!

I also long for saku Rock, that bad boy. I wish Tartu was right outside my door.

The Declaration

Today, I declared a holiday for myself. Woot!

But first, I did a bit of grown-up stuff at the bank. Then late lunch at Sunburst, where the MW and I had a chicken wing-fest. Yum.

The MW had to go back to work and I wanted to roam around Ayala, but deemed it too risky and dangerous for my life and well-being. My half-month's earnings are in my purse and I might go a 'lil crazy and spend 'em all on booze, shoes and books. So I decided to go to the bookstore but in total self-control mode and just grabbed these two books that I've wanted to read for a month now. Something Blue and Something Borrowed. And gave my head a virtual pat for not going insane on purchases.

Went home, turned on the AC, curled up with one of the books with my very own compilation of Friday Gold Rush in the background.

And now I'm up and about, multi-tasking: singing to the Killers, playing Diner Dash, blogging and preparing for THE Private Party later and Modern Family marathon. Aaaah, this is life as I know it.

I Love Sperm!

Saturday, August 21

OMG! Sperm is soo cute and funny. We saw him walking along the sidewalk. Heading towards the other house. (He is very, very fab dog, living in two houses and free to come and go as he pleases while terrorizing other dogs on the street along the way.)

And the multi-cab that we were in stopped right in front of him to pick up two more passengers. I called out to him: SPEEERRM! HI SPERM!

He stopped walking and looked towards our direction. Serious tail-wagging going on coz Sperm was so happy and excited to see me. It's been weeks since we last saw each other, as he does not know where my apartment is. Then he ran towards the multi-cab and hopped right in. And refused to get off. The other passengers were kind of frightened. So, we had to carry him out of the multi-cab and back to the sidewalk. Sorry, Sperm.

Drunken Wisdom

So I am drunk. And I am sleeping over for the 2nd night in a row at my childhood home. Which is due to the disconnection of my electricity. Fortunately, it's not the biological one. Unfortunately, it's the real power disconnection courtesy of VECO. I have my grown-up justification for this unfortunate event. But that's a another loooong story.

So yes, it's so childish to be seeking the comfort of mommy, grandma and siblings. But I don't think it's necessary for one to be cooped up in darkness and heat and fear just so one would be called grown up and responsible human woman. No way, yaya. Hahaha.

But I am no Girl Scout and my sleep-over is essentially lacking. (lappy mouse, external storage with funny movies and tv series, etc). So, in order to sleep in this old-slash-new environment, alcohol is imperative. And so is listening to my infinite playlist. And thinking. And drinking. Hard. And I'm feeling drunkenly eloquent.

So I saw my sister's glass slipper and thought: (but of no relevance to my sister's life)

"Yeah, that's your glass slipper alright. But it sure as hell doesn't fit you anymore."

Also, I remembered all my loss in the past year and came up with this:

"After losing a cam, an ipod touch and a laptop, the moral lesson is to always backup!!! But also this; it's better to have good memories than to not remember what the backups are all about. ;-)"

Then, I remembered someone I really do not like and my mind was like:

"Fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors."

The last one is not original but I think it's apt and direct to the point. But only if my intended audience is intelligent as well and know what it truly means.

Coz I sure as hell don't wanna fuck the 18 generations of that person's ancestors. And before and after the 18 generations too. No way. :))))))

It's Amazing How a Lot can Happen in Less Than 24 Hours

One of the LPs told me she'd french-kiss me if the idea wasn't incestous at all. 

Then I tripped over my own 4-inch wedge, fell on my butt, then on my back with my two feet raised. 

My electricity got disconnected. 

I saw two persons lying injured on the street, a few moments after they were hit by a cab. 

Plus I learned that a mojito can also mean male-stripper in Bulgaria. So if I say I want a mojito, I'm actually hitting two birds with one stone. I'd get a hot soon-to-be-naked guy and a cool alcoholic drink. Oooo-lala.

On the Brighter Side

FORMO's 5th anniversary promo included San Mig Light and Mojito for only P5. From 6PM to 9PM. 

Because of that awesome offering, I was there for 3 days straight. It was literally a chug-fest to the highest level and a half. 

Unfortunately, it ended last Sunday. As the song goes, some good things never last.

Mystery of the Thievery

So, my company-issued laptop got stolen from FORMO last Thursday. It was a very, very frustrating experience for me. Coz I placed it in what I thought was the safest place to be.Under the table.Apparently, I was wrong.

But hey, it would cause mass hysteria if a person would suddenly swoop down and take it and  run.

Anyhoo, it was under the table and right by my feet so that I can just kick it in a gentle manner on a regular basis for reassurance purposes. But the next time I gave my laptop a nudge, my toes bumped right into the table stand! 30 minutes after sitting down and NO MORE LAPTOP! It was like black magic! Grrrrrrrrr!

I was sitting at the head of a small table and I was flanked by Ian Z and Monica. I wasn't drunk, I did not leave the table and we never noticed anything out of the ordinary. Except two suspicious-looking dudes who looked out of place but they never went near.

That thievery is one of the greatest mysteries on the planet. And to whoever took it, I admire his/her/their guts and cunning but I really, really hope with all my heart that he/she/they will die a painful death.