One of the LPs told me she'd french-kiss me if the idea wasn't incestous at all.
Then I tripped over my own 4-inch wedge, fell on my butt, then on my back with my two feet raised.
My electricity got disconnected.
I saw two persons lying injured on the street, a few moments after they were hit by a cab.
Plus I learned that a mojito can also mean male-stripper in Bulgaria. So if I say I want a mojito, I'm actually hitting two birds with one stone. I'd get a hot soon-to-be-naked guy and a cool alcoholic drink. Oooo-lala.
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