Saturday, September 3, 2011

Merrily Farting

So Awesome is awake at 4AM preparing for work and I won't even elaborate on the title and he's like a 2nd grader still trying to steal some sleep on the couch. After which, I can’t even continue writing this coz he keeps on PEEKING here and trying to get me to sleeeeeeeeeeeeep. Grrrrrrrrrrr. And keeps on being snugly. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

Subdued Devious Horns

So it’s almost 4.am and I have the most minimal dosage of alcohol ever encountered by a boozy person who likes the booze on a Friday night. Even Friday night is surprised! Because it was one of the rarest encounters by Friday night with me! Just waiting for Awesome to wake up. Gosh, nurses are so grown up when they have work, especially early morn the next day!

And going back to the topic of boozing and alcoholic content, this is MINIMAL for moi, trust me. So minimal that I feel my angelic halo’s soothing warmth that's settling around my unruly curls is penetrating into my brains, telling me to go to sleep coz it’s almost 4.am. The devilish horns are so totally subdued. For the past 4 weeks. I think they're gonna fight back tomorrow. We'll see!

Thursday, September 1, 2011

My Life as Reflected on Facebook (Circa September 2008 to February 2009)

Ok. I've been putting this project off for a year and a half now. That is to collect all my FB stats and post them here. I started out manually; scrolling down my wall and copy-pasting everything to a note pad. Then I accidentally clicked on a link and got taken to another page. So there.

Then, I discovered an .ipa that downloads all my stats into my ipod touch. Alas, I didn't have to keep scrolling down to what seems like the center of the Earth anymore! But I had to do loads of typing, which I didn't have time for. That time, I was too busy juggling between meeting HR-related deadlines and advancing to the number 1 spot in Cafe World.

So I went into research mode and I discovered an FB app that exports my FB stats to an excel file that I can easily download. Still it wasn't able to collect anything beyond the 2nd half of 2009. Which is a moot point, actually.

Finally in February this year, I found out that FB already allows you to download a backup of your EVERYTHING! Photos, albums, videos, friends, all wall activities since the beginning of time -- the works!

And yesterday afternoon, I was in the zone of memories and histories and proofs and individualism and favorite things, which made me post this on my wall:


"they're all on my profile page and plenty of those are as old as the early days of friendster and multiply and even our very 1st PC's hard drive, bless its soul. and if i keep scrolling down and down and down on my wall, plenty are in my stat updates too! and the rest are just in the bedroom, the living room, in storage, my lappy, my ipod, external HD or my blogs! :D (August 31, Wednesday, 5:14PM)"

So I realized that what I had been putting off for the past year and a half, I'm already actually in the mood to do right now. So finally, all my FB stats, in periodic installments, for my viewing pleasure, again and again. Because yes, I love my life and myself and I always enjoy my thoughts, my quirks, my feelings and my activities even if others may not. So here goes:


Celeste Opolentisima has answered this week's Weekly Inquiry
What do you participate in that's greater than yourself?Celeste: a rock concert!...more
September 3, 2008 at 8:19 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is waiting for the weekend
September 5, 2008 at 4:56 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is having a bit of a hang-over
September 6, 2008 at 10:40 am

Celeste Opolentisima is waiting for the weekend
September 11, 2008 at 1:47 am

Celeste Opolentisima is having a bit of blood in her alcohol stream
September 15, 2008 at 11:14 pm

Celeste Opolentisima has answered this week's Weekly Inquiry
What worries you about the future?Celeste: an attack of cockroaches!
September 20, 2008 at 10:25 am

Celeste Opolentisima is lurking around
January 31, 2009 at 3:24 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is having a major hang over but is ready to drink again
February 1, 2009 at 2:09

2009 to-die for movies: race to witch mountain ice age 3 (our good friend scrat's got a girlfriend here)...
February 1, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is drinking beer with the Cap.
February 1, 2009

Celeste Opolentisima is having a Psych marathon and laughing like a hyena
February 2, 2009 at 9:40 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is at work while dreaming about the world out there
February 3, 2009 at 2:50 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is rolling around on the floor
February 3, 2009 at 8:33 pm

Hahahaahahahahahaha!One of my favorite scenes: The monkey kissing the penguin full on the beak!In the great and wise words of King Julien XIII and his lemur-minions: THANK YOU, FREAKS!
February 4, 2009 at 1:25 am

Celeste Opolentisima is planting rice
February 4, 2009 at 2:09 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is lacking half of her eye-brows due to shaving.
February 5, 2009 at 5:42 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is is inviting you to come over to the dark side. there's a lot of booze.
February 6, 2009 at 12:38 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is trying to become a proper Bosconian
February 7, 2009 at 11:18 am

It's the strangest thing ever.I was part of a heavy drinking session last night with a bunch of beautiful people.When I woke up this morning and opened my bag, I discovered a Toblerone bar, 20 Hongkong Dollars and hundreds of unshelled peanuts!WTF! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
February 7, 2009 at 1:29 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is is a flaming mixture of 12 oz beer and 1.5 oz. Bacardi Rum. Slam.
February 7, 2009 at 3:42 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is having a lazy and mushy Sunday
February 8, 2009 at 9:20 am

Celeste Opolentisima is having a Psych marathon with her drink
February 8, 2009 at 5:51 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is rehydrating. And feeling gloomy. it's a Monday. :(
February 9, 2009 at 8:17 am
But I'm in love with Major John Casey. And Sarah Walker is the hottest thing ever!And everyone's just so damn funny in here.
February 9, 2009 at 10:52 am

Celeste Opolentisima is having a fever so she's drinking alcohol for medicinal purposes ;-)
February 9, 2009 at 8:41 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is planning to become a part-time jeepney driver
February 10, 2009 at 2:20 pm

Celeste Opolentisima still wants to become a part-time jeepney driver aron pang-ligsan niya ang mga tawong inatay.
February 12, 2009 at 2:54 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is addicted to Human by The Killers
February 13, 2009 at 12:45 am

Last beverage? strong ice Last phone call? smartbro customer service Last instant message? akong kaaway LOL Last song you listened to? human by the killers Last time you cried? it's been months.
February 13, 2009 at 1:11 am

Celeste Opolentisima is so miserable about Steve not being part of All Stars ;-(
February 14, 2009 at 2:42 am

Celeste Opolentisima is playing the song xtasy-xtano again and again inside her head. WTF!
February 14, 2009 at 5:46 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is about to get rough and colorful with some paintball action! Alright!
February 15, 2009 at 2:09 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is dreaming about her dream lover, the monster truck!
February 16, 2009 at 5:50 am

Celeste Opolentisima is havin' a Monk marathon and lovin' Tony Shalhoub
February 18, 2009 at 12:15 am

Celeste Opolentisima is having a geeky week =D
February 19, 2009 at 3:23 am

Celeste Opolentisima wants to put a chink on her armor
February 19, 2009 at 4:09 pm

Celeste Opolentisima feels that the Suns are back on track. Fingers crossed. haters --- back off!
February 21, 2009 at 3:43 am

Celeste Opolentisima is longing for a beach somewhere South... Sigh.
February 21, 2009 at 12:13 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is missing someone and filing a missing person case
February 22, 2009 at 9:14 pm

Celeste Opolentisima really, really, really, really hates Mondays and wonders how she can make each Monday a better day.
February 23, 2009 at 8:57 am

Celeste Opolentisima is having a video marathon: Role Models, Slumdog Millionnaire, Psych and Chuck. (insomnia: if you can't beat it, join it)
February 23, 2009 at 11:01 pm

Celeste Opolentisima wants to play Seven2x Up, Tubig2x and Pulis Dunggab
February 24, 2009 at 12:57 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is planning to go to Moal-Boal, Malapascua, Camiguin and Bangkok.
February 25, 2009 at 9:41 am

Celeste Opolentisima is doing videoke while everyone else is asleep. Sweet dreams! =D
February 26, 2009 at 2:42 am

Especially the battle scene towards the end of the film! And I love the characters played by Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Bobb'e J. Thompson. Although Ronnie Shields was totally cute and so freakin' funny,I would have loved to wash his mouth with moriatic acid.
February 26, 2009 at 4:45 am

Monmon Opolentisima: ATEEEEE...ligoa nya si moningkamot..di ko kahibaw unsaon..hehe..duha na ka langaw ga sige lupad2 niya..haha..thanks.. :)
February 26, 2009 at 8:54 am

Celeste Opolentisima is ambot
February 26, 2009 at 11:54 pm

Celeste Opolentisima is still ambot but having a Psych marathon. Nice!
February 27, 2009 at 12:09 am

Monmon Opolentisima: te, i take care si moningkamot ha..tuesday pa baya ko mobalik..huhu..
February 27, 2009 at 9:15 am

Celeste Opolentisima loves Fridays!
February 27, 2009 at 11:06 am

Celeste Opolentisima is looking forward to Beer Below Zero
February 27, 2009 at 4:22 pm

Celeste Opolentisima 's stomach is still hurting. From too much laughter. Nindot!
February 28, 2009 at 9:38 am

Celeste Opolentisima is trying to be a good girl so she can get up early and go the beach tomorrow!
February 28, 2009 at 10:52 pm

To be continued…

Sunday, August 21, 2011

The Lonely Sunday Brunch

It feels so strange to have the house all to myself and the brunch all to myself on a Sunday morning. While I am satisfied with 2 pieces of Hot and Spicy Spam and half a cup of rice, he always wants the full spread. Lechon, kinilaw, beef soup and seaweed one Sunday, home-made grilled pork belly, sinigang soup, veggies and noodles the next and squid, bangus, chorizo and blue marlin two Sundays after and so on. We usually eat leftovers the rest of the week. Hahahaha!

After countless Sunday feasts, today, my 2 pieces of spam were looking rather forlorn on the plate. Of course they still tasted yummy and I enjoyed devouring them while listening to the cheesiest music known to mankind. (I prepare my karaoke list every Sunday with these songs. Because I believe that Karaoke should be all about cheesy, outdated songs that when played in a different place at a different time, would give me the urge to pull my hair out or punch someone)

Anyhoo. Lonely weekend meals. The downside of living with someone whose profession calls for weekend work every now and then. At least I have the handymen fixing the neighbors’ rooftop for company. I can see them through the window over the sink. And they can see me. That’s why I am fully clothed.

Of Saturday And Sobriety

Last night was utterly unbelievable.

I did not have any booze at all, not even a single drop of it. And I hit the sack at around 8PM.

8PM!!!

Now, talking to my reflection in the laptop: Where is that crazy/boozy girl called Celeste and what have you done to her?

Slept at 8PM! With no booze! On a Saturday night! Can you believe that???

Okay, moving on.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Comfort in Spamming with Sinful Iced Coffee

Addicted to Spicy Spam for almost 10 years. The key is not to fry but to microwave per slice for about 1 minute. Retains the Tabasco flavor! Works as well for Black Pepper Spam and Garlic Spam! \m/

And even when I'm broke, I only buy Nescafe Gold or Taster's Choice, otherwise I don't buy instant coffee at all. But no, I don't drink coffee everyday (or coke) ever since I decided my priority was alcohol way back in '04. And this is why I'm sleepless at quarter to six. Nescafe Gold + Coffeemate + Sugar + Ice + Fundador! \m/

Saturday, July 23, 2011

The Body Slam Rehearsal

It's been a long time since we did the slamming in Ayala, SM, church (hahaha) etc.)

So, tonight, I came up with this plot point to realistically rehearse the body slam: We are in a grocery (Metro Ayala or SnR) and then we found something, whatever, that we've been looking for. And I say:


Van: Wow!

Me: Van, look!!!

Me: Terrific! Body slam!!!

And then he slammed into me and I stumbleD!!

Me: Hey! Don't be rough! I may be fat but you're stronger than me!

So we slammed once again. And it was perfect!

Epilogue:

Then he lay down on the bed. Maybe to rest. And I pretended to dive down into him (but with no intention) Because it was just "pretend" right? But he swerved sideways! And I was still on my feet. (coz it was pretend) this is my reaction: ????????: And he simply said, "KAYATA! what if a 10 story building was falling fast on you? you'd react the same way right??"

like i was gonna land on him like a pile of rocks. i went all huffy and then there was him tickling me and suggesting that i drink more booze. hahaha! all is well. i love myself. hahahaha. i love awesome more! with him, i NEVER long and i never ask! ;-)