Fish and Chips and Underwear

Went to Mark's big sale to see my BFF Baka. Then I got myself some new boyleg knickers to wear when I'm dancing. At home, of course. And also a tin of their Curiously Strong Mints. They're really strong but I'm not at all curious as to why.

Went to Patio Ecila after for fish 'n chips. It was sad that they did not have peppercorn sauce. It tastes good on everything! A bottle of beer would've been vundabar, too but I don't wanna end up feeling wozzy for tonight's maniac-type dancing that I'm planning to do after I attend my future uncle's birthday dinner. And I can't wait to see my cousin Arianne, the cutest little girl in the world.

Bed of Laundry

And that exactly is what I'll be lying on tonight. Too tired and sleepy to fold the stuff. Who isn't after taking wooze-inducing anti-histamine pills and 2 liters of beer, the strong stuff. Can't help it, even when infinite-looping OMG by Usher featuring Will.I.Am.

Rainy Day and Monday; Pandanon and the Teeny Weeny

Well it is. And it really was. It is a rainy Monday and it was a teeny weeny. And I skipped work altogether.

But not because of yesterday's hopping activity. It was exhausting and boozy but fun and sunny. I slept around 8PM, that's practically noontime on my biological clock! Woke up at the break of dawn, 6AM, but obviously, I have more pressing matters to attend to today to be bothered with going to work.

Yesterday.

@ Mactan Waters

Our Bulgarian friends luuurrrve the sand and sea.

One guy had to borrow Giovanni's too-large board shorts because he wanted to swim but not in the birthday suit. He emerged from the boat's modesty nook (hiding place where one gets to dress undress etc) like he's from Hawaii wearing a flowery skirt. But as real men go, he was all male wearing it. He just had to tighten the cords so that he won't accidentally leave the shorts behind while wading through the waters.

@ Pandanon Island

We docked and got off Pandanon to spend the whole afternoon there. Miss V was like the sun goddess, all gorgeous and golden under the sun whole afternoon. People actually thought she was some sort of American celebrity.

But the waters were too shallow. And we couldn't risk swimming really far out in case the water gets suddenly too deep. So I just pretended to swim and drown by crouching and crawling around on the seabed.

And while a Japanese guy played around with his Pinay girlfriend, they made his penis come out, right in front of everyone. WTF! Sadly, it was too small and pathetic. I think it was embarassed, because it couldn't be bothered at all to look happy and energetic while it was being subjected to my judgemental views.

We almost ran out of booze, but for a scandalous price, we can have some men buy beer at the next island.

On the way back to mainland Mactan, most of us had one last dip in the deep blue. 

I just wish I could get that teeny weeny out of my head.

Twix and Overcast

Crap, it's raining. The sky is gray and overcast. I hope it's sunshiny over there in the islands while we hop around them. Good thing I miraculously discovered a Twix in my tiny refrigerator. I'm craving for one and voila! It's sooo like magic and christmas and sunshine and all. And off I go to hop hop hop.

So Many Things To Do, So Little Time

The queen of multi-tasking (a.k.a ME) is at it again. I'm reading no. 8 of Georgia's confessions while tending to the Gunpowder Cellar, my Cafe World joint, playing Governor of Poker and preparing stuff for tomorrow's outing. Oh, and I'm also blogging. And drinking Red Horse and eating Pringles. 

Ok. I should catch some zzzzzzzzzzs. I have to be bright and shiny by 6am.

Wearing Bunny Ears While Buying 54 Bottles of Beer

Went to SM to get more of those silly head bands that I lurrrve soo much. Wore the pink bunny ears one all arount town. A lot of abnormal people stared. IG-nored.

Kamai Kainan's beefsteak is soooo good. Tender, saucy and peppery. Yum yum yum.

New stuff on the racks that I just couldn't resist: Cheeto's Cheddar Jalapeno crunch thingy and Pringles Extreme in Blazin Buffalo Wing flavor.  Plus a 3-pack of my favorite Kinder Bueno and some Choco Knots. I lurrrve. And no, I'm not gonna eat everything tonight. Meaning, I'm all set for the rest of the June rainy days. Like an ant. And this ant is also craving for Twix.

Finally to Country Mall to horde on Supplies for Survival (a.k.a. booze) for tomorrow's big island hopping escapade. Big because our Bulgarian friends have never experience what it's like to hop around the islands. They're such a fun lot to be around. Can't wait to hop with them.

Insane Dancers

Dawn.

Insanity unleashed at the Penthouse. One guy has the craziest dance moves ever. I've met my match on the dance floor.